At the recommendation of others

I am taking a vacation from work.

A week's vacation from work to be precise.

To get healthy, rested, re-charged and de-stressed after three months of insanity and illness.

Thank-you to those of you who recommended such a course of action - and Ultra, rest assured I'll be looking for some oranges tomorrow.

Now while I'm returning to my once fabulous self - I'm going to need someone to look after things. The standards are all there: water the plants, feed the pet, check the mail, eat the food out of the fridge, watch my t.v., make long distance calls on my phone...

Any takers?